A new take on an old classic!

Here’s a little known fact that I found on a website called allthingschristmas.com
Jingle Bells was originally named “One Horse Open Sleigh,” and it was written for Thanksgiving.
Here’s an even littler (???) known fact;
I rewrote the words…


Dashing through Tacoma
In a bright pink Chevrolet
38th Street exit we go
Laughing all the way
Hungry tummies rumble
All the way in to The Venue
What fun it is to laugh and sing
And eat a meal tonight

Oh, Cordon Bleu, Roast Beef a jus
Steamed Asparagus
Oh, what fun to fill my plate
With the Chicks gourmet buffet
Honey Ham, Rack of Lamb
Vegan options too!
Caprese Stacks, Stuffed Mushroom Caps
And Jackie’s Caviar Mousse

Now I can hardly move
I’ve tasted every dish
To live this night again
Is my only wish
My waistband’s getting tight
Won’t hold another pound,
So I’m going to loosen my pants
And go another round!

Oh, Cordon Bleu, Roast Beef a jus
Steamed Asparagus
Oh, what fun to fill my plate
With the Chicks gourmet buffet
Honey Ham, Rack of Lamb
Vegan options too!
Caprese Stacks, Stuffed Mushroom Caps
And Jackie’s Caviar Mousse

... I'm hungry...